I have been collecting these jokes for many years. I take no credit for the material. I simply present them to you in an orderly fashion for your entertainment.
Please beware, some of the jokes may contain salty language or material inappropriate for certain audiences. I used to try and identify them with an asterisk, but I got emails disputing my methods. So, I issue the following statement: Some jokes are clean, some aren't. If you don't want to be offended, don't read any of the jokes below.
Watch for more, this page will always be "Under Construction."

• Michigan Jokes
• Michigan One Liners
• Michigan Demotivators (images)
• Michigan Entrance Exam
• Football Examination
• Yes/No Football Exam
• Winter Competition
• A Matter of Perspective
• Creation
• Mortician's Surprise
• Johnny's Daddy
• A First Grader's Knowledge
• Get 'Em Outta Here!
• The Perils of Driving in Ann Arbor
• Wolverine Virus
• Dear Abby
• Three New Papas
• Three Wishes
• Hiking
• Another Fan (image)
• Ypsilanti Court Case
• Central Ohio Class Picture (image)
• The Phone Call
• First Laundry
• Making Friends
• Driving in the Desert
• All You Need is a Smart Quarterback
• The Plane's Going Down
• Stuffed Squirrel
• Punishment

• Michigan Quarters
• New Michigan Quarter (image)
• Robot Bartender
• Michigan Unveils New Mascot
• Christmas Shopping
• Cheap Clothes
• Scaring Michigan Fans
• True Gentlemen
• Puzzle
• Animosity
• Cheap Train Ride
• Bo Goes to Heaven
• New Aiming System (image)
• The Pope Blesses Ohio State Fans
• Chicken Farm
• Outhouse Living
• Pope Hat
• Train Tunnel
• Jesus is a Buckeye Fan (image)
• Michigan Death

• The CrapList
• Methods of Mathematical Proof
• Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work
• Wisdom
• Guys You've Met in the Men's Room
• Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
• Snow - Ohio Style
• Blonde Jokes
• Ole and Lena
• Factoids
• Quotable Quotes
• Not So Famous Sports Quotes
• Puns
• Confucius Say...
• Food Spoilage Test
• Definitions of Turd Burglar
• What the Doctor Says and What He Means
• The Layman's Glossary of Computer Terms
• The Layman's Glossary of Medical Terms
• I'm Late for Class Because
• Bumper Stickers
• Things You Don't Want to Overhear on an Airline PA System
• Airline Humor
• Proper Diskette Care
• Mypenis, the Dog
• Why the Internet is Like a Penis
• How Cold Is It?
• Flatulation Explained
• How to Get Rid of Jehovah Witnesses
• Beavis and Butthead's Euphamisms
• Things Not to Say During Sex
• What Those Job Ads and Resumes Really Mean
• If Microsoft Built Cars
• Pick-up Lines
• Professional Views on Crap Happening
• Differences Between College Freshmen and Seniors
• Coming Out Week?
• National Condom Month Slogan Rejections
• Warning - Beer Consumption
• AOL Goes Unlimited
• Male Body Part Movie Titles
• Fokking Beer
• Words that Don't Exist, But Ought To
• Geek T-shirt Slogans
• Symptoms of Semester Burnout
• College Course Evaluations
• Redneck Guide to Computer Lingo
• Forrest in Everyone's Life
• New Periodic Table Elements
• Personalities Based on Choice of Alcohol
• Poultry Infrastructure Transversing
• How to Write a College Paper
• Before I Came to College I Wish I Had Known
• If Other Companies Made Condoms
• If the World was Like the Movies
• A Gender-Specific Dictionary
• Why I'm Going to Guam This Weekend
• Top Slogans Rejected by Motel 6
• Travel Agent Horror Stories

• Actual Headlines
• George Carlin Quotes
• Steven Wright Lines
• The Wisdom of Will Rogers
• Top Ten Reasons Farm Trucks are Never Stolen
• Political Theory - Bovine Style
• Ways the Bible Would Be Different if Written By College Students
• Dilbert's Tips for In-duh-viduals
• Dilbert's Practical Jokes for the Office
• Dilbert's True Tales of In-duh-viduals
• Dilbert's Laws of Work
• Murphy's Technology Laws
• The Point System
• Bulletin Bloopers
• Lessons I've Learned
• Collegiate Lightbulb Changing
• The World's Shortest Books
• Southerners
• Basic Rules for Driving in Columbus
• Amusing Signs
• Hallmark Rejects
• Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker's Soul
• Answering Machine Messages
• Naming the Practice
• A Global Perspective on Nutrition and Health
• Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
• Burning Calories with Sex
• Do It
• Faxing Q and A
• Rate Your Hangover
• Redneck One Liners
• Top Ten Reasons to Come to Work Naked
• New State Slogans
• Holiday Eating Tips
• How to Recognize People in Theatre

• The Beer Song
• Buckeye Heaven
• A Metric Poopload
• The Rooster
• The New Rooster
• The Most Efficient Restaurant
• A West Virginian and Kentuckian
• Bill Gates Dies
• My First Time Ever
• How Bad Policy Happens
• Genies
• Golfing Accident
• Italians
• A Story I Really Hope is True
• Priests and Lawyers
• Three Manly Cowboys
• Holmes and the Three Women
• Retribution
• An Engineer Dies
• Dirty Talent
• Cannibal Tests
• One Bad Day
• American Naval Prowess
• The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking
• Arkansas Birth Control
• He's Not Tiger Woods
• Adam Needs an Eve
• A Horse's Orders
• A Rush Decision
• The Priest's Lost Ladle
• College Relationships
• Inch Clearinghouse
• Excuses
• College Conversation
• From the Kitchen
• Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
• Presidential Pregnancy
• Extreme Sexual Exhaustion
• The Beer's Prayer
• Double Positives
• At Grandma's House
• A Lawyer's Trick
• Merlin's Knowledge
• Wrong Bus
• Anti-Smoker Logic
• Two Dope Smokers
• Pinkie Wave
• Three Bullets
• Getting Even
• Mass Hypnosis
• Men at the Pearly Gates
• Collegiate Canine
• Two Drunk Cowboys
• The Guy and the Alligator
• Sisters of Mercy
• A Visitor at Three in the Morning
• Black is for Mourning
• The Only One Standing
• Ain't No Gay Stuff
• It's All in the Genes
• Coma Therapy
• Artificial Insemination
• The Nun and the Cabby
• Do the Screw
• Fixing a Medical Problem
• Two Old Maids
• The Bathroom
• Stress Therapy
• The Surgeons
• Thank You for Eve
• A Flat Tire
• Three Priests
• Elderly Driving
• Moles
• Tattoos
• The Big Squeeze
• A Request to God
• The Mailman's Last Day
• The Results of Sodomy
• Jesus at the Bar
• The Man and the Ostrich
• Some Things You Can't Explain
• Potentially and Realistically
• Three Little Pigs
• Amish Safety Device
• Stranded on an Island
• Bat Peer Pressure
• Seeing an Elevator for the First Time
• The Earthworm Bet
• The Bug
• Circle Flies
• Karma

• Insults on the Road
• A Blonde is Pulled Over
• Blondes at the Pearly Gates
• Blonde Robbery
• Blonde Handywoman
• Red Tomatoes
• Tarzan Practices Safe Sex
• A Drinking Story
• Farm Justice
• Dealership Flatulence
• Trouble at the Bus Stop
• Brutal Reality
• The Drunk in the Bathroom
• Time to Start Swearing
• You Must be Single
• Medical Lessons
• A Little Girl's Fire Engine
• Some Positive Feedback
• Stranded in the Caribbean
• Fart Football
• Important Warning
• The Rude Parrot
• Letter to the Airlines
• The Fastest Thing at Wal-Mart
• Stinko Drunk
• Childhood Surgery
• Where's Daddy?
• Don't Drink my Drink
• Jumping Out the Window
• The Pet Monkey
• Free Beer Challenge
• Two Drunks and the Dog
• Changes with Age
• Designated Driver
• Koala and the Prostitute
• The Giraffe Passes Out
• Chihuahua
• Persistent Drunk
• The $10 Plane Ride
• Two Statues
• Blind Date
• Cadillac with Everything
• Let's Talk Nuclear Power
• Scaring the Taxi Driver
• Specimen Donation
• Unprofessional Doctor
• Fourth Marriage - Still a Virgin
• How Can You Be Happy?
• Bad Dreams
• Define "Definitely"
• Serious Condition
• Personal Ad
• Stowaway
• Urinate
• Define "Beautiful"
• Crushing Things
• Where is Jesus?
• Getting Out of a Ticket
• The Little Old Lady and the Bet
• Lipstick Problem
• The Taxi Driver Goes to Heaven
• Arkansas Lost and Found
• A New Bike by Hiking
• Sorority Trip Out West
• Perfumes
• Political Service
• Costume Party Deliberation
• Hospital Accident
• Three Women Predicament
• New Milking Machine
• Einstein's Chauffer
• Heavenly Computer Competition
• A Convict's Need
• Drunk in the Confessional
• Iraq Accident
• Define "Poverty"

• Twinkie Experiments
• Is There a Santa Claus? A Scientific Analysis
• So You Drink Coca-Cola?
• Seinfeld's Take on Matters
• Why I Am Tired
• A Bricklayer's Accident Report
• Your New Name
• No Cow Left Behind
• No Tooth Left Behind
• The World According to Student Bloopers
• In Office Memo
• Isn't It the Truth?
• Immediate Action Needed on Lethal Weapons
• Diary of an AOL User
• How to Kill a South Texas Eel
• Do You Know Jack Schitt?
• Donkey Racing in Texas
• Murphy's Laws of ACLS
• Let the Games Begin (by Dave Barry)
• Two Men Injured in Freak Accident
• What to Do With All Those Free Soaps When Traveling
• Have You Ever Called in Sick?
• New Laws of Physics Contest Winners
• The New Priest
• A Young Boyfriend's Gift
• In the Beginning
• A Relationship
• My Webpage Can Read Your Mind
• Net Addict's Reality Test
• Gilligan and the Seven Deadly Sins
• The Three Worst Chinese Torture Tests
• The Last Holdout
• The Carpet Story
• Who's Smarter
• Goodtimes Virus
• A Polish Family's Letter
• Letter Home from School
• Love in the Countryside
• Wedding Night
• Noah and the Ark, 1990s
• The Facts of Email
• Ebonics Windows 98
• Winders 98: Suthern Edition
• A Christmas Story
• Sleeping in Church
• Cake or Bed
• Job Application
• Employee Evaluation
• A Letter from Billy "Smiles" Evans
• Mouse Balls
• Redneck Sex Test
• New Salesman

• OSU is Sorry
• Dormitories - An Essay
• All-College Final Examination
• Teachers' Salary Perspective
• Request of the Penis
• Lessons on Comprehending Engineers
• A Letter to the Wife
• What Would Jesus Drive?
• Small Town Courtroom
• I Wanna be a Bear
• Women and Public Toilets
• Putting the Cat Out
• Getting Some Information
• The Little Builder
• Physicians are Dangerous
• New Terrorist Network Identified
• Americans With No Abilities Act Passes Congress
• Two Nuns
• Snakes Can Be Dangerous
• God's Good Creation
• The Old Poodle
• Car for Sale in Ireland (image)
• The Sign Painter (image)
• A Strictly Mathematical Viewpoint
• Math in 2006
• A Short History of the World
• She Thinks My Calculator's Sexy
• A Category 5 Blizzard
• Team Building Event Memo (image)
• Letters Regarding Sex
• Maurice Clarett's New Jersey (image)
• Whispering Child
• Thermal Properties of Hell
• The Man Who Loved Beans
• Club and Bar Warning
• The Worm Experiment
• A Sad Day on Sesame Street (image)
• Hugs and Kisses (image)