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First Laundry

A new freshman student at The Ohio State University was loading the first load of laundry of her life.

Seconds after she closed the washer lid, she yelled down the hall to no one in particular, "What setting do I use on the washing machine for my sweatshirt?"

"It depends," a dormmate replied. "What does it say on the shirt?"

She yelled back, not quite understanding, "Michigan."

"Use hot water, a box of Tide, and four cups bleach."