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Beer's eKeg Laughs |
It's The Big Week, and two University of Michigan students are on High Stree in Columbus, walking by a storefront and see a sign that reads:
Suits: $5.00 each
Shirts: $2.00 each
Trousers: $2.50 per pair
One says to the other, "Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to the University, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay. Just let me do the talking."
They go into the store and the Michigan student says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my truck up and ....."
The owner of the shop holds up his hand to interrupt and says knowingly, "You're from the University of Michigan, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says the surprised UM fan. "How did you know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
