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An Ohio State student, an Penn State student, and a Michigan student were driving through the desert together when their car breaks down. They all decide to start walking to the nearest town, which they had passed 50 miles back, to get some help.
A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the Ohio State student top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the he was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within hearing distance the rancher called, "Hi there...what are you doing carrying a glass of water through the desert?"
The Ohio State student explained his predicament and explained that since he had a long way to go, he might get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying the water.
A little while later the rancher noticed the Penn State student walking toward him with a loaf of bread in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the rancher again.
As before, the Penn State student explained the situation and said that since he had a long way to go, he might get hungry and that's why he had the bread.
Finally the Michigan student appeared, dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, "Hey, why are you dragging that car door?"
"Well," he said, "I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I'll roll down the window."
