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Lloyd Carr, clearly upset about the Michigan Wolverine's loss to the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, decides to find out from Jim Tressel what his winning secret is. Carr travels to an OSU practice and asks Tressel, "Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?"
Tressel, trying to be helpful, responds by calling Troy Smith over and asks him, "Troy, who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Smith answers, "Why coach, that's easy? It's me."
Tressel turns to Carr and says, "See, that's the secret, Lloyd. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback!"
Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Carr returns to Michigan and the Wolverine workout. He promptly calls over Chad Henne. "Hey, Chad! Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Henne looks perplexed, thinks a bit and says, "Coach, I'll have to get back to you after practice on that, okay?"
Carr, disgusted, says okay.
During practice, Henne calls over Michel Hart. "Hey, Mike, Coach just asked me the weirdest question? Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Hart answers, "Duh? That's pretty simple? It's me!"
After practice, Henne catches up with Carr and says, "Hey, Coach, I have the answer to your question! My father's brother's nephew is Mike Hart!"
Carr, obviously angry with Henne, says, "No, No, No! You idiot! It's Troy Smith!"
