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An airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes for them to use.
The first passenger said, "Well, I'm Joe Paterno. I have more wins than any other coach in the Big 10 Conference. My team needs me; I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Lloyd Carr, said "I, too, can not afford to die. Too many loyal Wolverine fans depend on me to bring glory to the University. I am the most ambitious and clever coach in the country." With that, he grabbed the second parachute and hurriedly jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Jim Tressel, says to the fourth passenger, a ten year-old school boy, "Son, I have lived a full life and enjoyed many successes. You have your entire life in front of you. As a Christian man, I am willing to sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's OK, Mr. Tressel, there's still a parachute left for you. America's cleverest coach took my school backpack."
