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An Ohio State fan walks into a pawn shop. He states that he is looking for an item for his game room, when he spots a stuffed squirrel on the wall. "How much for that stuffed squirrel, mister?"
"It's not for sale. It is bad luck, and it's too long a story to tell you about," states the man behind the counter.
"I'll give you $100 for the squirrel," the Buckeye barters.
"Ok, but I warned you."
So the Buckeye fan sits the squirrel in the passenger seat of his pickup and drives down the road.
Suddenly, he notices there are 100 squirrels following him.
A mile up the road, he notices there are 1000 squirrels following him.
Not long after, he looks again, and now there are 1,000,000 squirrels following him. This is just way to bizarre for the man, so he slows down at the next bridge, rolls down the window, and pitches the stuffed squirrel into the river. All 1,000,000 squirrels follow it into the river after it and drown.
The Ohio State fan goes back to the pawn shop. The man behind the counter says "I told you that squirrel is bad luck, you came to get your money back?"
"No," replies the Buckeye. "How much you want for that #1 Michigan Fan Doll?"
