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Two Wolverines boarded a shuttle flight out of Detroit for Chicago and sat next to one another.
Just before takeoff, a Buckeye got on and took the aisle seat next to the Wolverines. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Wolverine in the window seat, said, "I think I'll get up and get a Coke."
"No problem," said the Buckeye, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Wolverine picked up the Buckeye's shoe and spit in it.
When the Buckeye returned with the Coke, the other Wolverine said, "That looks good; I think I'll have one too." As he stood to leave, the Buckeye motioned for him to sit and obligingly went to fetch another Coke. While he was gone, the Wolverine picked up the other shoe and spit in it.
The Buckeye returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to Chicago. The two Wolverines stole glances at one another, snickering, as they enjoyed their drinks. When the plane approached Chicago, the Buckeye slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" the Buckeye exclaimed. "This hostility between our peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?"
