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After Bo Schembechler dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bo a little two-bedroom house with a faded Michigan Wolverines banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says.
Bo looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It is a huge three-story brick mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. OSU Buckeyes flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge "Go Bucks" banner hangs between the marble columns while the OSU fight song blares from hidden speakers.
"Thank you for the house, God. I am truly thankful. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner, and Woody Hayes gets a mansion with new Ohio State Buckeyes banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"
God looks at him seriously for a moment.
"That's not Woody's house," God says. "That's mine."
