Confucius Say...
- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
- Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
- Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
- Man who touch toes have crackup.
- Man who throw mud lose ground
- Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who eat jellybean fart in Technicolor.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
- Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
- Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
- Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
- He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
- Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
- Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
- Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
- Elevator smell different to midget.
- Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
- Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
- Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
- When lady say no, she mean maybe
when lady say maybe, she mean yes
when lady say yes, she no lady
- Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
- Man who take lady on camping trip have one in tent.
- He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
- He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, he feels nuts.
- It take square ass to shit a brick.
- Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
- He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; and he who sniffs Coke, drowns.
- Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
