The Last Things
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The Last 10 Things a Man Would Ever Say
- 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages; let's go shopping and I can hold your purse
2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we are los, we better pull over and ask directions.
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The Last 10 Things a Woman Would Ever Say
- 10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up; it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away; the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow! It really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong. You must be right again.
