Death of Language segment would be on the street film of what our language is or is not. Things like "Genuine Auto Parts" and where do you find "fake auto parts" Like that is the kind you want to buy. Host would be the interviewer. Also things like fresh fish. "How fresh is it? Did you catch them out of the river this morning? Where can I buy fish that are not fresh. I like that smell of rotting fish. It reminds me of my youth. You know Friday's at school. On the street in Dayton.
1. The Genuine Auto Parts Store. Could go in and ask them where you can find some fake auto parts. That you want to build a fake car and don't need Genuine Auto Parts.
2. Could interview people from 5/3 bank and ask them where the other third of the bank is since your match makes a bank and two thirds.
3. Could interview people coming out of Canal Street and ask them where Canal street goes. That you want to find another place on Canal Street. And where is the Canal.
4. Could ask about 1470W. Because it is on second street and it runs north and south and it is on the east side of main street and not the west side.
5. Could go to Celebrities and ask what Celebrities come in there. Has Madonna ever been there?
6. Could interview Wright State officials or students and ask them if people in Ohio have a speech impediment and pronounce right with a W like wight. And if this is the Wright State where is the Wrong State. Kentucky?
7. Could stand in front of FBI building and ask about tourist. Since tourist and terrorist are so much the same. Ask how you identify them. With Hawaiian shirts and fishing hats? Do they all have cameras around their neck?
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