THESE ARE POSSIBLE ACTIONS FOR THE HOST. THEY ARE IN THE SPIRIT OF MONTY PYTHON. THESE SHOULD BE MADE WITHOUT COMMENT AND FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
1. Jump on the desk and do a monkey dance a "whoo.....whoo..." type thing.
2. Swallow a sword or burn a canary or some other magic trick like put a guest cigarette out in her hand (could do a multiple of these magic trick type things) (perhaps should try to avoid tricks used in "Midsummer Nights Dream"
MAGIC TRICKS; Do no more than one per episode. (1) pull a lit match out of shirt sleeve or shirt collar. (2) put out a guest cigarette in hand (3) Light a cigarette from her own hand. (4) Swallow a sword while quest is talking. {ALL THE ACTIONS ARE TO BE DONE DURING THE GUEST SEGMENT}
3. Could do things like, pick nose, rub breast, put deodorant on arm pit, file nails, bite nails, brush teeth, shave arm pits.
4. These are only possibilities and would have to be limited so as to not become expected by the viewers.
NOTE: OTHER THAN THESE OUTBURST THE HOST IS TO ACT VERY SOPHISTICATED
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