NARRATOR "Polly's Performance Art Show is filmed after a dead studio audience"
SHOW A WIDE SHOT OF A DEAD MASS MURDERED AUDIENCE (THE LARGER THE NUMBER THE BETTER)
ZOOM IN ON CHARACTER PSYCHO SANTA YIELDING A LARGE KNIFE AND DOING FRANTIC MOVEMENTS HE SAYS, "I had to kill them. I had to kill them all. They just wouldn't be quiet -------Shuuuuuu (WITH FINGER VERTICAL IN FRONT OF MOUTH - PAUSE TWO SECONDS HE THEN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY, "Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha......"
HOST ENTERS AND SAYS, "Hi I am Polly and welcome to my performance art show. Brought to you from Dayton Ohio. PAUSE Don't worry about the audience. They were not paying attention anyway. But you (POINT TO CAMERA AUDIENCE) had better pay attention because Psycho Santa is out roaming the streets right now looking for inattentive viewers"
HOST, "For tonight we have......"
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